Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Flowing white script with black

Flowing white script with black outlines reads "Saratoga Lanes" above a cartoon illustration of a grinning black bowling ball crashing into white pins with red neck stripes

every weirdo in the room knew they'd been called home

Distressed white sans-serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top

Funny retro design inspired by Different Strokes

and green backpack standing among evergreens

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Flowing white script with blackLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered