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Long Way To Mow - Unisex T-Shirt georgetown Red icing details include aSlapping a Screaming Chicken on a riding mower is the most Bandit move any suburban dad has ever pulled. Eastbound and down, just trying to finish before the HOA shows up. Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit. The Details: Arched black sans serif text reads "WE'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO MOW" curving above "AND A SHORT TIME TO GET THERE." A black and golden yellow riding lawn mower features a prominent golden phoenix hood decal, with green grass clippings