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offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

and that ORchard exchange phone number connected neighbors to something bigger than a game

and Saturday night crowds across the San Gabriel Valley

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Biff's whole empire got reduced to a strip mall business card and a phone number nobody's calling

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