Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Bold red slab-serif text below

Bold red slab-serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM

and absolutely zero patience for low ambitions

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" Large distressed white block letters read "CLEANING SERVICES" with a smaller line below reading "All Problems Solved

Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Bold red slab-serif text belowRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: