Lane Meyer K-12 Champion - Unisex T-Shirt salem Baseball parents proudly announcing they

Baseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services

Block text below reads "BASEBALL CLUB" and "CENTRAL LEAGUE

Somewhere a guy in quad skates peaked so hard in 1952 that his ghost still has better posture than anyone alive

Rumsfield issuing himself a tactical badge and crossed rifles for a cul-de-sac surveillance op is exactly the energy of a man who treats garbage night like a recon mission

Giving a toilet paper roll the confident swagger of a 1940s cartoon mascot is already unhinged

Lane Meyer K-12 Champion - Unisex T-Shirt salem Baseball parents proudly announcing theyBeating Roy Stalin on one ski is the kind of flex that only happens after dodging a relentless paperboy and surviving your mom's boiled bacon. Greendale's finest somehow became K 12 champion. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "LANE MEYER" above a distressed white illustration of a skier with poles, flanked by two stars, with "1985" to the right. Bold white block text reads "K 12 CHAMPION" above italic script