I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Sweatshirt cedar rapids Somewhere a bald eagle is

Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a single proud tear into a pint glass

Inspired by Short Circuit 2

Santa chugging a beer explains why he only works one night a year and breaks into houses without consequence

Red cursive script reads "The Penguin" at the top

putting a small south Georgia town on the minor league map

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Sweatshirt cedar rapids Somewhere a bald eagle isSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white