I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Embroidered Hoodie Size:3XL • EU orders sourced from

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I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Embroidered Hoodie Size:3XL • EU orders sourced fromYou sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Your pronouns are seek and destroy. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful. Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with these beautifully embroidered hoodies stitched by our crack squad of seamstresses. 50% pre shrunk cotton, 50%