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Pappas reducing the entire FBI mission to a sandwich order is the most relatable moment in any action movie ever made

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Chet's Greasy Pork Sandwiches - 11oz Coffee Mug ramones Pappas reducing the entire FBIChet's franchise expansion proves that contempt is a viable business model when your signature dish doubles as a punishment. Somehow a guy who peaked in tube socks built an empire on open hostility and health code violations. Inspired by Weird Science. The Details: Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape, with yellow script reading "Chet's" and yellow text reading "SINCE 1985." Red block letters on a yellow marquee