Lady Leopard Size:L Eating two meatballs is better

Eating two meatballs is better for you than eating four

You’ll be looking like the mayor of fancyville this summer

Buy these swim shorts and you too might find the love of your life

Weekend trips to cities that are far away and have little cultural history

that wasn't so hard

Lady Leopard Size:L Eating two meatballs is betterEvery time I look at these shorts Im reminded of that one episode of Pimp my Ride where Xzibit and the West Coast Customs team transformed a car into a full leopard looking vehicle. That being said: women are not cars! You are beautiful the way you are! These are just shorts! And me associating these shorts with an episode of Pimp my Ride will probably make me a misogynist.