Virgin Towel Critters Heck Toy Co 5’4” x 19

5’4” x 19

Level: Beginner to Pro

Chant the incantation: "Hocus Pocus Wear This Shirt The Mostest" before you wear it for increased stats and abilities

Why do laundry when you can just flip it inside out

5’6” x 18

Virgin Towel Critters Heck Toy Co 5’4” x 19I made it through the wildernessSomehow I made it throughDidn't know how lost I was until I found youI was beat, incompleteI'd been had, I was sad and blue, but you made me feelYeah, you made me feel shiny and new, hoo! Like a virginTouched for the very first timeLike a virginWhen your heart beats next to mine Gonna give you all my love, boyMy fear is fading fastBeen saving it all for you 'cause only love can lastYou're so fine and you're mineMake me