Jack Burton 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal Presenting indifference in a steaming

Presenting indifference in a steaming bowl is the most honest thing a 1950s housewife has ever done

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Distressed hexagonal badge in olive and white frames a digital illustration of Lt

long-term planning

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Jack Burton 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal Presenting indifference in a steamingRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon