American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt camping Bleeding is just a scheduling

Bleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate

acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit

and golden-yellow fill strides on black-and-yellow sneakers while tipping back a beer with one oversized white-gloved hand

Campfire smoke is the personality trait people adopt after one overnight trip and a forty minute YouTube tutorial on how to light kindling

A vintage black ink illustration of a male bowler in mid-delivery pose reaches upward

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt camping Bleeding is just a schedulingPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."