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I just set a PR for the amount of string cheese I can consume in a 24 hour period

3) We have one employee whose only job on Tuesday is to chop wood until his calluses crack or until two chords of wood have been cut

but this pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear keeps your cojones cooler than a polar bear's toenails

with the amount of tail tapping this baby maker manifests

Patty's and any other day when you just need a little bit of luck

The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:4X I just set a PRBeing a pirate would be cool and all, minus the scurvy, the lack of common hygiene, the scary waves, and the sea monsters. But having a parrot on your shoulder and wearing an eye patch would be neat. But I guess you find a parrot, slap on an eye patch and slip into this pair of Ball Hammocks and call it a day.