The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt rt_a Purple block text reads "DULUTH"

Purple block text reads "DULUTH" above large golden-yellow script reading "Dukes" with "Baseball Club" in smaller purple type below

Mark Rumsfield in sunglasses and a military vest

Pale gold distressed text below reads "THE LAND OF OPES AND DREAMS

Petty corporate tyranny never looked so cozy on a vintage diner cup

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The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt rt_a Purple block text reads "DULUTH"Santa skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.