The Merry Christmas Dickhead Card Funny Card and you'll come out of

and you'll come out of things looking golden as heck

Call them names while you wish them a Merry Christmas

including DJ services during lunch

the weather outside is frightful

by quoting one of the all-time classic holiday tunes in this hilarious greeting card

The Merry Christmas Dickhead Card Funny Card and you'll come out ofWe all have dickhead friends, don't we? Now, even though they're dickheads, they deserve to be wished a Merry Christmas. Besides, the classic picture of Santa Claus will soften the blow a bit. They'll appreciate the Christmasy gesture, and you'll come out of things looking golden as heck. Make your friends laugh this Christmas. Call them names while you wish them a Merry Christmas.