Don't Ask Me How I Wipe T-Shirt Size:L This mug turns lived experience

This mug turns lived experience into a daily beverage accessory

It’s the kind of observation that didn’t need to be said… but now that it has

Cheers to consent and a good laugh

it adds a bit of character without overcomplicating things

Tailored on an exceptionally soft premium t-shirt with a lived-in feel from the very first wear

Don't Ask Me How I Wipe T-Shirt Size:L This mug turns lived experienceSome people go into the woods to reconnect with nature. Others go because the gas station hot dog gave them no choice. This solid black t shirt is for the second group. Simple. Direct. Spiritually unclean. Built for campfires, questionable survival skills, fishing trips, and standing near a tree line looking like youve seen things no person should ever witness, this shirt lets everyone know two important facts: you fear nothing, and hygiene has become