Mean Machine Citrus State Prison Football - Unisex T-Shirt bisbee Spoonerisms exist so your brain

Spoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent

Tombstone never stood a chance against a man whose bedside manner included buckshot

A vintage cartoon bee in a striped baseball cap grips a bat and ball beside large golden-yellow distressed script reading "Bees" with a swooping tail

Yelling at Evelyn became the most misquoted pep talk in sports history

and holding maracas is surrounded by colorful folk art elements including a guitar

Mean Machine Citrus State Prison Football - Unisex T-Shirt bisbee Spoonerisms exist so your brainEarning MVP honors at Citrus State means your trophy ceremony involves a strip search and a cold shower. Paul Crewe turned a prison yard into the only stadium where shanking the ref is just Tuesday. Inspired by The Longest Yard. The Details: Arched red and white block text reads "CITRUS STATE" above "PRISON" in bold red letters. A distressed black and white illustration depicts Paul Crewe in jersey number 22 with "MEAN MACHINE" across the chest,