Cozy Mystery Rule #1 T-Shirt new Because sometimes the best way

Because sometimes the best way to handle reality is to escape it

100% cotton for solid colors

and let the world know where your heart truly lies

This vintage-style design celebrates that truth: an astronaut on the moon

and avoiding reality at all costs

Cozy Mystery Rule #1 T-Shirt new Because sometimes the best wayYou know that shirt you wear until it falls apart? This is that shirt. Except it won't. 100% cotton for solid colors, cotton poly blend for heathers soft from the first wear. Built for the long story. Reinforced shoulders, durable stitching, modern classic fit. Handles bookstore hauls, all night reading marathons, and the eighth time you've twisted into a new 'comfy' position in a single evening. Tag free. Because the only mystery worth solving is