Amish DJ Tee | Where Butter Churns Meet Bass Turns Size:L When they're gone

When they're gone

what do you name something that's essentially a controlled explosion with delusions of grandeur

This design brilliantly illustrates Einstein's Equivalence Principle—the cornerstone of general relativity that states acceleration and gravity are indistinguishable from each other

This design oscillated into existence during a late-night discussion about how humans attempt to impose order on chaos through increasingly precise measurement

Featuring an ion drive that looks suspiciously more advanced than anything you could cobble together from spare RadioShack parts (RIP)

Amish DJ Tee | Where Butter Churns Meet Bass Turns Size:L When they're goneFinally, a shirt that answers the eternal question: "What if Weird Al wrote a song about an Amish remix battle?" Featuring the most paradoxical party starter since someone tried to explain electricity at a barn raising, this design celebrates the hypothetical hero who drops beats while raising barns and keeps it old school like, 1800s old school. Picture this: a DJ who can scratch with a butter churn and knows that the sickest drops always come after