I'm Too Fucking High For This T-Shirt Size:4XL • Pretending normal social interaction

• Pretending normal social interaction is physically exhausting

This one kicks the door open and announces itself

walking slowly past glowing signs and music that seemed to follow you from store to store

Wear it while washing your car in the driveway with music blasting from a speaker that should have died years ago

late talks

I'm Too Fucking High For This T-Shirt Size:4XL • Pretending normal social interactionSome shirts quietly express personality. This one kicks the front door open, forgets why it entered the room, and then stares directly into the microwave for six straight minutes. Printed across a solid black t shirt in a blazing red to yellow gradient font like a warning label on a malfunctioning arcade machine are the words: IM TOO FUCKING HIGH FOR THIS Bright. Aggressive. Spiritually overwhelmed. This is the perfect shirt for moments when reality