He concludes by proposing that someone invent a pipe that smokes itself so these pipemen can have plenty of white spot collectibles to display, and they wont have to bother with actually smoking their pipes

Already tens of thousands of them have been driven off the land, and they are only a fraction of those destined ultimately to lose or change their livelihood. The great tobacco ad ban debate: Its time to treat it as a life-or-death story (28 pages) Cover article by Alan Blum, MD The QUILL Published by the Society of Professional Journalists, Sigma Delta Chi December 1986 Other articles (and numerous letters to the editor) include the following: The tobacco shell game by Mike Moore (1938-2022) Editor, The QUILL A newspaper kicks the habit by Harris Rayl (1953-2019) Editor and publisher, The Salina (Kansas) Journal A ban on advertising would be ineffectiveAnd dangerously paternalistic by Scott Ward Professor of Marketing at the Wharton School, University of Pennsylvania and witness in behalf of the tobacco industry in the August 1, 1986 House Subcommittee hearing on cigarette advertising (In 2013, Ward was sentenced in federal court in Philadelphia to 25 years in prison for producing child pornography.) Attack on tobacco ads Editorial Editor & Publisher The Oldest Publishers and Advertisers Newspapers in America February 21, 1987 SMOKING AND LUNG CANCER: A point-by-point review of the whole range of evidence (19 pages) Cover story in CONSUMER REPORTS June 1963 The Great Smokescreen (11 pages) Article by Arthur E

For an extra twist of cruelty, you might also get the urge to pee more often
I felt like they were very inconsistent
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