The Sous Chef | Flour Hand Print Modal Boyshort Underwear Size:2X there’s no way your balls

there’s no way your balls can roll back into your own end zone

Shower Thought #66

then this beacon of lust ain't for your feeble heart

You try working from home when you and your other half are wearing nothing but these sultry satin American flag robes

The very thought of a disembodied turkey neck and various internal bird parts mushed into a biohazard bag and STUFFED BACK INSIDE ITS OWN BODY CAVITY juuuuuust in case somebody wants to drag it back out and make some organ sauce for their annual turkey bender is enough to make this meat lover go heavy on the veggies this year

The Sous Chef | Flour Hand Print Modal Boyshort Underwear Size:2X there’s no way your ballsIs it time to get handsy in the kitchen? Yes Chef.