The Hokey Pokey | Cactus Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear perm unpublish Don't forget the whipped cream

Don't forget the whipped cream on top

you can settle for wearing these bikini undies instead and keep the spirit of winter in your pants all day long

except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world

Then the head Ski Patroller descends from his heavenly throne at the top of the world and blesses you with the holiest of all privileges

And no matter how many tags we put on there saying “Navy” there’s still gonna be that one jerk who refuses to concede

The Hokey Pokey | Cactus Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear perm unpublish Don't forget the whipped creamThe plural of cactus is cacti, so shouldnt the plural of underwear be underwi? Thats just one of the philosophical questions raised by this Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear covered in lewd cacti.