The Precious Plums | Blue Plaid Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear Size:5X Ron Burgundy couldn't have said

Ron Burgundy couldn't have said it better

and may or may not drive a lifted Ford Taurus - but feels NOTHING like it

In preparation

Because MicroModal fabric is softer than Drake

And thanks to the supportive pouch on this Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

The Precious Plums | Blue Plaid Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear Size:5X Ron Burgundy couldn't have saidIm taking a poll: Does this Ball Hammock Pouch Trunks Underwear look more purple to you or more blue? Im on team blue, but my co worker who named this pair The Precious Plums is clearly on team purple. Fortunately, both of us think the dark stripes are black, so at least thats something.