The Threat Level Midnight | Black Lace Thong Size:XL If you’re the type of

If you’re the type of discerning connoisseur who likes when colors intersect perpendicularly

You'll get all the benefits of wearing jorts without all of the chafing that comes with it

and has an affinity to use expletives like "nog hole" in front of children

The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing these Poinsettia pants

We're not like other pairs of underwear

The Threat Level Midnight | Black Lace Thong Size:XL If you’re the type ofThis lace hip thong is like a little black dress, but for your underwear drawer. Everyone needs a pair or two. This lil number feels feminine and sweet without being plain and boring. I'm not sure how we did it either, our product developers business cards should really say magician at this point.