How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, 1) Romantic Suspense Everyone expects her to wait

Everyone expects her to wait until marriage

When Inky the octopus slipped out of his tank at the National Aquarium in New Zealand

with a sparkling tree topper and shining ornaments including Hermione's Time-Turner

Are you weary of the latest self-help books that promise to set you free but only imprison you with laundry lists of studies to consider

and hair-raisingly scary” (Nick Cutter

How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, 1) Romantic Suspense Everyone expects her to waitGroundhog Day meets Deadpool in Django Wexlers raunchy, hilarious, blood splattered fantasy tale about a young woman who, tired of defending humanity from the Dark Lord, decides to become the Dark Lord herself. "Takes the old saying 'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em,' to the next level. A sarcastic, action packed, intrigue filled (mis)adventure. One of the funniest books I've read in a long time." Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl Davi has